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300…

Oh yeah. This is a film. Pure visceral carnage. Take no prisoners, shed no tears, wham bam thank you ma'am. More homo erotic than he-man? possibly. But definitely one of the most fun and grueling experiences you could have a theater. Snakes on a what!?!

***1/2

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!