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Ocean’s Thirteen…

It's good. Not as good as the first, but much better than the shit that was the 2nd film. I really wish some of the ways that they break into these things had some sense of reality in them. I can suspend my disbelief for only so long. Anyway, it was enjoyable and here is why...

13 Reasons to see Ocean's 13:

1. Bernie Mac does not get his nails done
2. It's written by the guys that wrote Rounders.
3. Super Dave Osborn plays Matt Damon's father
4. Caan & Affleck'€™s revolt in Mexico is hilarious
5. Vincent Cassel is back as Toulour
6. It'€™s Al Fricking Pacino
7. Akebono has a cameo
8. Eddie Izzard wears mens clothing and plays a technical genius
9. The story is actually pretty engaging and interesting.
10. Matt Damon wears a fake nose
11. Ellen Barkin is a "cougar€"
12. For the most part it's the Clooney, Pitt, and Damon show.
13. Terry Benedict is only in it for a little, and is not that annoying.

Joel Siegel Moment: 13 is not unlucky for Danny Ocean.

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