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Shoot ‘Em Up…

This is what Hot Fuzz should have been. Over the top from the get go, this film is just completely ridiculous. And ridiculous is good for about the first 30 minutes, then it begins to drag. The action scenes are nice and all, some of the moments are actually pretty cool. But none of them are that memorable and after a while it all looks the same. But this film has two things going for it, Monica Belluci is hot (yet despite its R rating we see nothing) and Clive Owen is bad ass. Each of those facts alone warrants this film one star each. Wait for it on cable, and then forget it.

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