to J. Roll…

The pros and cons of being a professional baseball player in the city of Philadelphia…

Pro: You get paid 8 Million dollars.

Con: Fans will have high expectations of you and your performance.

Pro: If you meet said expectations you will be treated like a god.

Con: If you do not meet expectations you will be vilified.

Pro: Regardless you get paid 8 Million dollars

Conclusion: Spend some of that 8 Million dollars and pay a posse to slobber your knob around the clock.

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